demonicparty:

Babe.. Darkie.. is this your human self or somethin’?

HAH.

Looks like she could be.

‘Cept I wouldn’t be a blonde.


12 hours ago · 1,995 notes (© murder-doll)

Anonymous asked: YOU JUICY LIKE MEAT GIRL



Anonymous asked: GIRL YOU MAKE A MEAN SLICE OF GIRL MEAT

But I’m not a slice of meat?



Anonymous asked: TITS OR GTFO WHOMAN



Anonymous asked: DARKIE YOU GOT SOME FIIINE BACON

..What do you mean by ‘Bacon’?


1 day ago · 1 note

demonicparty:

soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

kid must be my son. Full pirate blood!

Keep money away from ‘em. Baal only knows what the little turds could get their hands on with cash like that.


1 day ago · 21,851 notes (© soselfimportant)

Anonymous asked: I WAS REFERRING TO YOU ACTUALLY.

Oh. Well, that’s a first.


1 day ago · 1 note

Anonymous asked: IT'S BLOODY MASSIVE. Y'KNOW WHO'S TREASURE I'M TALKIN' ABOUT..

…Yeeeeeup.


1 day ago · 1 note

Anonymous asked: GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY. DAYUM.

Lemmie guess,

Tonio again. Yeh?


1 day ago · 1 note

Anonymous asked: Just play the gaaaameeee.

I don’t really like games.