demonicparty:
Babe.. Darkie.. is this your human self or somethin’?
HAH.
Looks like she could be.
‘Cept I wouldn’t be a blonde.
Anonymous asked: YOU JUICY LIKE MEAT GIRL

Anonymous asked: GIRL YOU MAKE A MEAN SLICE OF GIRL MEAT
But I’m not a slice of meat?

Anonymous asked: TITS OR GTFO WHOMAN


Anonymous asked: DARKIE YOU GOT SOME FIIINE BACON
..What do you mean by ‘Bacon’?
demonicparty:
soselfimportant:
my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”
it is like 400 dollars
where did he get it
what is
what
what
what
what
w h a t
kid must be my son. Full pirate blood!
Keep money away from ‘em. Baal only knows what the little turds could get their hands on with cash like that.

Anonymous asked: I WAS REFERRING TO YOU ACTUALLY.
Oh. Well, that’s a first.
Anonymous asked: IT'S BLOODY MASSIVE. Y'KNOW WHO'S TREASURE I'M TALKIN' ABOUT..
…Yeeeeeup.
Anonymous asked: GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY. DAYUM.
Lemmie guess,
Tonio again. Yeh?

Anonymous asked: Just play the gaaaameeee.
I don’t really like games.